we're mean. and we're vulgar. and frankly,
we're funny as hell. so we're not sorry that
we're mean. or that we're vulgar. and we're
just letting you know that before you enter.
and if we may make a suggestion: make sure you
don't have to pee before you enter this site.
it could end up messy if you do.

(msie. 1024X768. open mind. sense of humor.)
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