STUFF THEY HAVE IN TULSA THAT WE DON'T HAVE IN BOSTON:
- The letter R
- Country Bob's All Purpose Sauce
- Cheese on a stick (If you know what this is, please e-mail us)
- Tornadoes
- Large LARGE bugs that come out late at night, that are very scary, that
crunch under your feet.
- Humidity. Excessive humidity. (We totally understand Ike's frizz problem now.)
- Cute boys. Finally! We found where they've all been hiding.
- Grass
- People who hold doors for you and are polite and call you "m 'am"
- Militant waitresses who make Mark Carr go away
- Grits
- Hanson
- Fried pork rinds in a bag
- Fried pickles
- Fried okra
- Gospel radio stations
- Red dirt that you could probably actually grow things in
- Neat looking fountains
- 75 mph speed limits
- Fabulous water pressure in the showers. (OK. Maybe that's just at the Adams Mark.)
- Elevator doors that close really quickly
- Quiet
- So quiet that you can hear crickets
- And empty cans rolling down the street
downtown.
- Random strong wind
STUFF WE HAVE IN BOSTON THAT THEY DON'T HAVE IN TULSA:
- Water
- Fried Dough
- Public Transportation, the underground kind
- Friendly's Restaurants
- Trees
- Hills
- Thunder to go along with the lightning
- Sweetened lemon iced tea (Why?! You can get it sweetened. You can get it with lemon. Not both.)
- People with road rage
- A McDonald's located downtown (We loved Tulsa, but what's up with that?)
- Things you can get to by walking
- Honking horns
- Swearing commuters
- Car accidents
- General mayhem
- Sprite. Tulsa seems to have a particular fondness for Mountain Dew.
- People who speed walk
- Candlepin bowling
STUFF THEY'VE GOT IN BOTH PLACES:
- Walmart
- Radio stations that play Aerosmith
- The Dating Game
- Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood
- Annoying one way streets
- A downtown with lots of construction type stuff going on
- Goth clubs
- Weekly alternative newspapers with underpaid staffs
- Large towering skyscrapers
Advice for the traveler
- Bring your sunscreen. Tulsa gets 300 days of sunshine a year. No kidding.
- Don't freak when people are nice to you.
- You're probably not going to meet Hanson, so get it out of your head now.
- Make sure you have something to drive. Like, a car would be good.
- Listen to Middle of Nowhere while you're there. It feels different. I promise.
- Go see the Oil Drilling man, and tell us if it freaks you out too.
- If you're under 21, don't go to the Blue Rose. They're not going to let you in just because you like Hanson.
- If the prospect of a tornado freaks you out, don't go in May, like we did.
- If Mayfest isn't going on, there's nothing to do downtown.
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