A CATALOUGE OF OBSESSION:
  1. There are moments when you actually enjoy Look at You.
  2. You refer to all of them as My Boyfriend, as in My boyfriend Isaac would not approve of this list.
  3. You walk into stores and "Pick out clothes for them."
  4. You think Zac is adorable, and you're 18.
  5. Your new "guy type" has become lanky, musical and blond.
  6. You really really have "I wonder what they're doing right now" conversations… and you're completely serious.
  7. You've considered purchasing yourself pleather pants, several times.
  8. You find yourself standing in Tower Records with a Spencer Davis Group CD in your hands.
  9. You squeal when things remind you of them: references to paintball, rollerblading and girls named Keisha
  10. You've got Mmmbop to the Top, and you've read it too.
  11. Just think of how many people you wouldn't know if you didn't know Hanson… Gus Van Sant, The Young Rascals, heck… Admiral Twin even.
  12. Two words: Fan fic
  13. Spring break? Tulsa.
  14. Every time you see a celebrity on TV, you automatically try to decipher where and when they could have met Hanson. (Example: Madonna= Kid's Choice Awards, James Taylor=The Grammy Awards, Bill Clinton=The White House Christmas Thing)
  15. You watched Howie Mandell even…
  16. Tay reads Ayn Rand? So do you.
  17. You want to be a journalist, cuz it worked for Jarrod…
  18. People ask you about that highly symbolic looking ring on your middle finger. Your response? My boyfriend Isaac has one just like it.
  19. You kinda think Ashley is cute.
  20. You get very nervous when you think the boys have been exposed to nasty things. (Example: Mtv Awards; they probably saw Rose McGowan in that dress…)
  21. You refer to Walker and Diana as "Dad" and "Mom"
  22. You're sure they'd think you were so cool
  23. You refer to slightly outlandish, yet acceptable if you're a rock star clothing as "Taylor gear"
  24. You buy bongos, and congas are on your Christmas list
  25. Every time you walk by Mamma Kin, you point out to every one that's with you, "Hanson was here!" (Boston only need apply.)
  26. You plan your future career by this motto, "You know, if I do that for a living, I could probably meet Hanson."
  27. You think Tulsa is cool
  28. Mmmbop is on your buddy list… in case they ever stop blocking you…
  29. You have entire conversations about what it must have been like in the Hanson house like, eight years ago, when all of the kids were young enough to wear feetie pajamas.
  30. You calculated how long it would take you to get to Tulsa on New Year's Eve, just to see if you could make it in time for the Hanson party. If you left Logan at 6:00, you probably could have still made it…
  31. You figured out this entire elaborate plan to get in the door, which relied solely upon the theory that John Russell is a very nice man.
  32. You've thought about trying ribs sometime… even thought it's not really a Massachusetts thing.
  33. You've asked your mom to homeschool you… and you're in college
  34. Favorite color? Orange.
  35. You give the Evil Eye to people who don't like them
  36. Your bud Meg has talked to Taylor on the phone… for real.
  37. You went into the men's underwear department at Marshalls, very scared and self-conscious, and looked for men's sleeveless t-shirts in your size. They didn't have any.
  38. You really really really want to play paintball sometime, even though you're a girl with a low pain tolerance who doesn't like dirt too much.
  39. You think laser tag might be a better idea.
  40. You got your lowest grade in four years of High School because of them. (Hey… the Grammys were on.)
  41. Speaking of the Grammys, You were SO proud of them!
  42. You waited in line at Tower Records at midnight with a gazillion Alanis Morisette fans, just so you could get one of the first copies of RTA to be sold in the Boston area
  43. You have decided that Ike would make a great Dad.
  44. You cried at the concert… C'mon. You know you did.
  45. You lost sixty bucks to and internet scam artist trying to get your own certified bootleg copies of Boomerang and Mmmbop.
  46. You consider hearing a Hanson song on the radio a good omen for the day/week/century
  47. You think that girl who made the Mmmbutt page is a freakin genius.
  48. You laugh every time Ike does that Puff Broccoli thing. Every dang time.
  49. You think the word 'dang' is amusing
  50. You have added a new adjective to your vocabulary: Hansony
  51. Your parents insist that you buy your own scotch tape.
  52. You buy a Three Dog Night CD just so you can put a 27 second clip of Joy to the World on your Hanson webpage.
  53. You and several of your highly talented friends have learned how to sing Where's the Love and Mmmbop in three part harmony, but Mmmbop kinda sucks.
  54. You have found the back of your head on the Road To Albertane video… several times.
  55. You freaked out and ran around your kitchen for about twenty minutes screaming when you first realized this. Your mother was very concerned.
  56. All of the spirits that you talk to on the Ouija board like Hanson. Yep. They really do.
  57. You have planned out your wedding to Isaac in which you will be married in an Oklahoma field. Jessica will be your maid of honor.
  58. You call the man at the ticket agency every day wondering why the heck your tickets are taking so long to come in. He knows your name by the third day.
  59. You buy that poster of them in the trunk and don't put it up, because you really don't have the room. You give it to your bud Laura instead. Then you decide that you kind of wanted it in the first place. So you buy it again, and you still have no room to put it up. Then your mom's friend is in a giving mood and buys you another one.
  60. Every time you go to the bookstore, you check how many copies of the Totally Whoever books are on the shelves just to make sure that sales are healthy.
  61. You occasionally buy an Ike one, just to keep it competitive.
  62. You pick a poem to recite for your English class specifically because the word "Taylor" appears in it.
  63. You hum the opening bars to "Weird" every time you get on the "T" (or the subway, depending on your geographic orientation.)
  64. If those boys had any idea what you faced on a daily basis because of them…
  65. You are refered to as "The Hanson Girl."
  66. You're going to Tulsa, and Hanson's not even going to be there darn it. You're thrilled anyway.
  67. You feel that it is your moral responsiblity to defend them at all times.
  68. You read Dancin With Hanson… yes, all of it.
  69. You'd at least consider going to see a Ravi concert. Sure you would.
  70. Your mom is actually going to let you decoupage your furniture with your Hanson posters because she'll do anything to get you to take them off your walls.
  71. Your brain is starting to ferment slightly because of the lack of new Hansonness in your life.
  72. You have Hanson to thank for making you a Jonny Lang fan… and an Anthanaeum fan… and an Admiral Twin fan.
  73. You want a cartilege piercing. Shut up. You know you do.
  74. You almost made a cash bet with someone that Hanson never opened for Silverchair… ever.
  75. You pay enough attention to their attire that you've compiled enough information to make several webpages worth of comments on it.
  76. You need a new album. Like right now. I'm not kidding.
  77. You've figured out your height in relation to all of them… so you'll be prepared when they ask you to dance.
  78. You think Zac would be cute in braces. Sure he would.
  79. N*Sync was fun, but after seeing Hanson, you decided that they were pretty fluffy and should just stop it and play instruments.
  80. You really want to post on AFH, but it scares you just a little.
  81. Last spring, you bought yourself a pair of Airwalks. You never ever wear them.
  82. Your friends got really mad at you when you couldn't identify Taylor's eyes in a Guess Whose Eyes These Are thing in YM.
  83. Sunny spring days are Hanson days.
  84. Someone asks you for ID and the first thing you grab for is your MOE card
  85. You've developed a very cool system where you could put "money" on your MOE card that you could use to buy offical merchandise from stores or on Hansonline. Like, a credit card, kinda sorta. Too bad you don't work for Hansonopoly.
  86. You went to Tulsa. Like, you really did.
  87. You feasibly could have been arrested because of them. Shh. Don't tell anybody.
  88. When you saw them on the Mtv Star Wars thing, you starting jumping around your living room shouting "They have emerged! They have emerged!"
  89. You're old enough to actually know who Rick Ocasek is.
  90. Four little words: Ike in My Pocket
  91. Every time you go into a store that sells Dr. Martens, you look for a men's size 14 and pull one out of the box, just so that you can laugh at it.
  92. You shop to the mantra, "If Tay would wear it, so would I."
  93. You watch Space Ghost every week, just waiting and hoping…
  94. You don't walk out of your house without a pen, because you never know who you could bump into at the mall.
  95. You're all about Dr. Pepper.
  96. When you eat Toaster Strudels, you make Hanson symbols out of the frosting.
  97. You applaud when you drive past Taylor Rental. Also, you always make point of saying, "You know what we should do? We should call there sometime and ask if we can rent a Taylor."
  98. You think it would be cool if they could make one of those "shaped" fireworks to look like the Hanson logo. In orange please.
  99. You seriously considered wearing a Hanson T-shirt when you had your wisdom teeth out. If you died under the anesthesia, you wanted to be close to the boys.
  100. You also insisted that the oral surgeon allow you to listen to Middle of Nowhere while you were in the chair. You explained to her that you really didn't care if you wouldn't hear any of it.
  101. During your recovery, you made darn sure you were surrounded by lots of green jello.
  102. Speaking of green jello, you know the Green Jello, you've actually had an encounter with them.
  103. You think it's incredibly cool that you and Ike were in utero at the same time, and that it entitles you to some spiritual connection to the boy.
  104. You've already planned out what you'll do *when* you meet them.
  105. It includes running up to Ike and knocking him down, just so he feels loved.
  106. Read fan fiction? Heck, you write it too.
  107. Your roomate has actually said these words to you: "Wow. It's kind of like being a junkie, huh?"
  108. You kind of want that mousepad…
  109. You and only you are allowed to criticise them. Because you do it out of love.
  110. You'd date anyone in their circle. The mailman, the roadie who tunes Ike's guitars, the producer, the producer's son, Mack, Walker, Ravi, anybody.
  111. Heck yes you want to see a Celebrity Death Match between them and the Moffatts.
  112. Copies of Middle of Nowhere in your household? 3
  113. Your roomate has Hanson dreams now, thanks to the fact that their faces are the last thing she sees before she goes to bed. Posters are a good thing.
  114. Taylor STOLE your haircut.
  115. You've added Hanson, Albertane and Mmmbop to the dictionary on your Word spellcheck.
  116. In choosing a pair of shoes, the following thought actually crosses your mind: "Now, would Taylor dig these on a chick?"
  117. Oh, you think it's a coincidence that all of your boyfriends are blond?
  118. You have a decoupaged Hanson nightstand. (Corinne.)
  119. Updating your webpage is obviously so much more important than that editorial you need to turn in tomorrow.
  120. You'll tolerate the This Time Around video, and even defend it in public settings.
  121. You'll brave hours on Amtrack, teenies, hunger, cold, TRL and MTV for four minutes of watching Taylor's gyrating left shoulder.