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MEET HANSON:
Clarke Isaac Hanson: Age:19 Growth status as of 5/4: pleasantly, un-overwhelmingly tall Husband quotient: (on a scale of 1-10) at least a 14 Boyfriend quotient: 10 Instrument of choice: guitar, occasional keyboards Shining moment: The first non-braces smile Hobbies: being a goof, playing in a band Beanie Baby Equivalent: Peace the Bear Musical classification: rock star Spice classification: Dorky Spice Something you wouldn't expect: nice bum Should stay away from: pleather, mean people, dirt bikes Token song: Only the Good Die Young Lips: The Rio Grande Eyes: Focused, dark, windows to the soul Hair: Music-major college boy Noteworthy: Exquisitely masculine, perfect hands Accessory du jour: silver rings to accent his lovely fingers Jordan Taylor Hanson: Age: 17 Growth status as of 5/4: Taller than the Empire State; thin, spindly, Bambi Husband quotient: 8.8 Boyfriend quotient: 9 Instrument of choice: keys, three chords on guitar Shining moment: Live at the 10 Spot, the very first white T Hobbies: being beautiful, playing in a band Beanie Baby Equivalent: Princess the Bear Musical classification: male diva Spice classification: Pretty Spice Something you wouldn't expect: smart, very smart Should stay away from: mud, paisley, girl scouts Token song: You're So Vain, Let's Hear it for the Boy, You're Sixteen, You're Beautiful and You're Mine... I could go on for days. Lips: Cupid's bow Eyes: Icy, curuline, sparkling, all of those horrible fanfic adjectives Hair: Bon Jovi Noteworthy: He has an abnormally massive head Accessory du jour: Random necklaces, oh-so-trendy cartilege piercing Zachary Walker Hanson:
Age: 14 Growth status as of 5/4: bruiser Husband quotient: too soon to tell Boyfriend quotient: 8 Instrument of choice: drums Shining moment: Regis and Kathy Lee, the first time. Zac nails every note and more than compensates for big brother Tay's voice problems. Hobbies: being huge, playing in a band Beanie Baby Equivalent: Nanook the Husky Musical classification: drummer. nothing else needs to be said Spice classification: Huge Spice Something you wouldn't expect: probably the most emotionally complex, unreadable Hanson Should stay away from: sharp objects, sugar, delicate blown-glass knick knacks Token song: Maggie May Lips: Goosedown pillows Eyes: Smooth velvety brown, puppy Hair: Samson Noteworthy: Pokable pot belly Accessory du jour: Taylor |